Monthly Archives: April 2010

Horror Film Quotes With The Word “Pants” Inserted

Corey
April 26, 2010
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“We’ll tear your pants apart!” ~ Pinhead, HELLRAISER “I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy’s pants was purely and simply…evil.” … Continue reading →

Horror DVD Releases – Week of April 27th, 2010

Corey
April 25, 2010
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(descriptions from Netflix and BestBuy) The Descent Part 2 (2009) In this gruesome thriller, blood-drenched Sarah Carter (Shauna MacDonald) surfaces as the lone escapee from the savage cave-dwelling Crawlers that terrorized her and five others. Traumatized and unable to explain … Continue reading →

Happy Town is Coming to Your Town

Jon
April 25, 2010
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I got the chance to preview the entire first episode of the upcoming new ABC show Happy Town, and, not really knowing much about it at all, I was pleasantly surprised (less so when I googled the title looking for … Continue reading →

Horror Community Highlights – April 23, 2010

Jon
April 23, 2010
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[thumb]http://megwood.wordpress.com/2010/04/02/national-poetry-month-230-jaws-in-5-7-5[/thumb] National Poetry Month 2/30: JAWS in 5-7-5 Boyfriend News and Reviews I love poetry. / I really love the film Jaws. / Go check out this post. [thumb]http://mikechasar.blogspot.com/2010/04/book-of-undead-part-one-ce-rosenow.html[/thumb] The Book of the Undead, Part One: Ce Rosenow Reviews Ryan … Continue reading →

Three Poems That Are As Effed Up As Any Horror Film

Jon
April 19, 2010
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April being national poetry month is largely due to T.S. Eliot’s famous declaration in his poem The Waste Land that “April is the cruelest month.” Traditionally, April is used by poets, educators, and fans of poetry to appreciate and call … Continue reading →

Horror DVD Releases – Week of April 20th, 2010

Corey
April 18, 2010
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(descriptions from Netflix and BestBuy) Necrosis (2009) After six friends arrive at a mountain cabin for a long weekend, a monstrous snowstorm traps them. Soon the spirits of the Donner Party — frontier settlers who resorted to cannibalism in a … Continue reading →

Bella and Jacob and the Magical Twilight Pizza Wrench

Corey
April 14, 2010
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at this point the phrases “TWILIGHT series” and “ridiculous bullshit” are pretty much synonymous. last year i listed the top five silliest things about TWILIGHT, but that didn’t begin to scrape the surface of the levels of absurdity in that … Continue reading →

A Nightmare on Elm Street Blu-ray

Corey
April 12, 2010
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april is a big month for freddy krueger. the remake, starring jackie earle haley, launches at the end of the month (photo of new freddy) and, if that weren’t enough, the original film sees its first blu-ray release tomorrow. i … Continue reading →

Horror DVD Releases – Week of April 13th, 2010

Corey
April 12, 2010
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(descriptions from Netflix and BestBuy) The Daisy Chain (2008) Struggling to recover from the death of their infant daughter, the Conroys — Martha (Samantha Morton) and Tomas (Steven Mackintosh) — move to rural Ireland and soon find themselves drawn to … Continue reading →

Make-Out With Violence (Zombie Romance Addendum)

Jon
April 5, 2010
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I’d like to think that I know a thing or two about zombie films. In fact, last month I felt so confident in my knowledge of the genre that I wrote a post about the more obscure sub-genre of zombie … Continue reading →