james gunn (slither director and dawn of the dead (2004) scribe) has taken to creating porn films – minus the porn. pg porn is a film series of pornos that is heavy on the bad acting and light on the s-e-x. the first episode features buffy and firefly alum, nathan fillion — see it above (i love the point he does towards the construction site). check the pg porn site for more episodes.
who has the umbrella corporation teamed up with now to bring the zombie apocalypse upon us all? avon, apparently. avon’s new creepily named ANEW Clinical Derma-Full X3 Facial Filling Serum bears a striking resemblance to the t-virus from the resident evil films. throw in the fact that the original t-virus was being engineered as a rejuvenating skin cream to prolong life, and this is too big of a similarity to be mere coincidence. personally, i welcome our new undead overlords and their surprisingly soft, supple skin.
in other zombie-related liquids news, a new red wine is being released – return of the living red. no exact details on pricing are available, but something in the $70 range seems likely, so this may be a bit pricey. it may be worth it, however, as i saw it received a 4.5 out of 5 in a wine tasting journal and, even if it tasted like dish water, the packaging is quite extraordinary. each bottle comes with an aged police folder with hints and supposed suppressed information on an apparent zombie infestation at a local vineyard. how frickin’ cool is this? pretty damn frickin’ cool, i say.
One Response to James & Nathan Make a Porno plus Zombie Product Placement
Subscribe Without Commenting