etsy is a hand-made arts and crafts site where users post items for sale. apart from that the fact that my wife is kind of addicted to it, that’s about all i knew about etsy a few days ago. however, this weekend as my wife was browsing for hand-crafted soap, it occurred to me that a site that large and popular must have some stuff that would appeal to horror fans — and not just horror fans who also happen to like hand-crafted soap. with that idea in mind, i gave my wife a very important mission…
go forth and find me the creepiest, most eff’d-up things you can on etsy.
she did not disappoint. below you will find the first part of what i’m sure will become a recurring feature here at eo2l — “super creepy things my wife found on etsy this weekend.” follow the links for the full descriptions, more pictures and the option to own them for your very own. if you dare!
“a must have for fans of the classic film.”
“would make a great gag gift, party favors, or even something special for yourself!”
“This is sure to make a great addition to your Halloween tree!”
“This cat toy is 100% medically accurate!”
“His tummy has a painting of a swamp.”
“This lil Freddy only wants to play!”
“Custom painted and distressed wood shadowbox contains a hand sculpted creepy clown head.”
“How would you like to own your very own piece of the circus undead?”
“SHE IS A HORROR RELATED ITEM AND IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE SCARY THINGS, THEN PLEASE DO NOT LOOK AT MY LISTING.”
“Billy the puppet earrings.”
“I cut the stomach area out then sculpted the guts slowly attached one gut loop at a time..was so much fun! I also felt I should up a eye pop on this one!”
“For devouring anything warm-blooded he found within the moors of Scotland, the abomination now known as “Crucifiend” spent centuries staked to a mountainside- where scavengers picked his eyesockets and fingers clean.”