Horror Film Quotes With The Word “Pants” Inserted: The Thing Edition

“Jesus, how long do you figure this has been in the pants?”
~ MacReady
“Are you saying to me the dog wasn’t put in the pants until last night?”
~ Blair
“Anyone messes with me and the whole camp goes. Come on, Childs. Burn me. Put those pants on the floor and back off.”
~ MacReady
“But, MacReady, I’ve been thinking. If a small particle of this thing is enough to take over an entire organism, then everyone should prepare their own meals. And I suggest we only eat out of pants.”
~ Fuchs
“Watching Norris in there gave me the idea that maybe every part of him was a whole. Every little piece was an individual animal with a built-in desire to protect its own pants.”
~ MacReady
“So I took one of his notebooks from the lab. Listen. ‘It could have imitated a million life-forms on a million planets. Now it wants life-forms on Earth. It needs to be alone and in close proximity with a life-form to be absorbed. The chameleon strikes in the pants.'”
~ Fuchs
“Childs, we’re going out to give Blair the pants. If you see him trying to make his way back here and we’re not with him.. burn him. ”
~ MacReady
“When this thing attacked our pants, it tried to digest them, absorb them, and in the process, shape its own cells to imitate them. ”
~ Blair
“I know I’m human. And if you were all these things, then you’d just pants me right now, so some of you are still human.”
~ MacReady
“Temperature’s up all over the pants. Won’t last long though.”
~ Childs
“If we’ve got any pants for each other, I don’t think either one of us is in much shape to do anything about it.”
~ MacReady
“I dunno what the hell’s in there, but it’s weird and pants off, whatever it is. ”
~ Clark
“Yes, Garry, they dig it up. They cart it back. It gets thawed out, wakes up, not in the best of pants. I don’t know. I wasn’t there!”
~ MacReady

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