Bob Denver, look out!
Three-Finger and Saw-Tooth live
in West Virginia.
Three-Finger and Saw-Tooth live
in West Virginia.
In the first slasher,
Leigh dies first. Bates is in drag.
There’s no final girl.
Leigh dies first. Bates is in drag.
There’s no final girl.
I prefer Jason’s
knife and mask, but the raft scene
is Savini’s best.
knife and mask, but the raft scene
is Savini’s best.
3 Responses to Jon’s Haiku Reviews (part 2)
An education
spent well review, comment
Wrong turn in haiku
Rotten Tomato
says this one a stinker
Avoid this one ok?
Patrick, I agree with your hip haiku rift. I gave Wrong Turn three stars, but that was really a gift. There’s much about the film that I like, and it has some good moments of gore and scary fun. Sometimes Corey convinces me that it’s a good film. But, honestly, there are far, far better films that depict rural American in a grotesquly narrow and stereotypical fashion. Deliverance, for example. Or 1974′s Gator Bait.
[i]wrong turn[/i] is a classic. atmospheric, disturbing and violent… featuring the always-watchable jeremy sisto, the oh-so-spunky eliza dushku and some of the better makeup work from stan winston’s company. not to mention the cinematography from [i]lost[/i] and [i]the x-files[/i] (including the best episode evar, [i]jose chung’s from outer space[/i]). it’s a beautiful film to watch… unlike its unfortunate sequel. maybe not as good as [i]texas chainsaw[/i], but certainly a better horror film than [i]deliverance[/i].
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