Make-Out With Violence (Zombie Romance Addendum)

I’d like to think that I know a thing or two about zombie films. In fact, last month I felt so confident in my knowledge of the genre that I wrote a post about the more obscure sub-genre of zombie romances. I came up with a list of what I still think are terrific zombie romances, but I really fumbled the ball by not including the Deagol Brothers film Make-Out with Violence. I’ll admit that I had not heard of this film at the time, but, thankfully, this has now changed. Not only is this a terrific zombie romance, it’s a terrific film. It has a compelling narrative, well-developed characters, and a terrific original soundtrack. So I feel it’s my duty as a horror blogger to set the record straight and offer this small amendment to my list of “Six Great Zombie Romances.”



7. Patrick and Wendy in Make-Out with Violence (2009)
The film begins with the twin brothers Patrick and Carol mourning the disappearance of their childhood friend Wendy just after their high school graduation. In some ways, the film is really their story, and the way they are making that painfully awkward transition into adulthood. The film is narrated by their younger brother. It’s a clever touch, in that it gives the film both a sense of nostalgia, as well as a slightly distant and skewed perspective. Carol discovers Wendy’s body in a remote field, which would be traumatic enough, but her corpse is inexplicably animated. She’s not alive, but not quite dead either. He takes her home, and the brothers are ill-prepared for this new responsibility. In a scene that is both grotesque and absurdly funny, they try force feeding her sandwiches. When that doesn’t work, because she can’t chew, they liquify her food, but eventually realize that she needs to eat things that are a little more alive. Patrick, who’s been quietly in love with Wendy for a long time, becomes her primary caretaker, and he quickly moves from feeding her, to cleaning her and providing her with fresh clothing, and throwing her a birthday party. These scenes are lurid, but they also come across as almost necessary, as if he’s simply caring from someone who is disabled or sick. Eventually, it becomes clear that Patrick is dangerously, obsessively in love with the undead Wendy and will do anything to be with her. In the end, this is a terrific film about growing up and the profound difficulties in letting go.

Relationship status: In too deep.

Horror DVD Releases – Week of April 6th, 2010

having seen none of this week’s new releases, i can’t vouch for any of them — but a few do look interesting. i’ve heard good and bad things about THE COLLECTOR, and am hopeful it won’t turn out to just be another SAW/SE7EN ripoff. DOLAN’S CADILLAC is based on one of stephen king’s better short stories, a captivating tale of revenge and road-work. however, i fear (much like with what happened to clive barker’s DREAD) that attempting to stretch such a powerful short story into a feature length film will dilute it so badly it becomes unwatchable. i don’t know much about TONY or HIGH PLAINS INVADERS… but the latter features james marsters versus cowboy-era alien invaders. count me in.

(descriptions from Netflix and BestBuy)

The Collector (2009)
Desperate to be free of his financial debt to his ex-wife, Arkin (Josh Stewart) breaks into his employer’s house to snag a jewel he knows will buy him independence. Too bad for him, someone else has gotten there first in this Marcus Dunston-helmed horror fest. Now, Arkin just wants to survive the night when he finds the house’s residents tied up, the house rigged with deadly traps and a masked madman engaged in a deadly game of cat and mouse.

Dolan’s Cadillac (2009)
Robinson’s (Wes Bentley) life assumes a new purpose when his wife — a witness to an execution-style slaying in the desert — is murdered by a Las Vegas mobster (Christian Slater), and the mild-mannered teacher vows to avenge her death. To overcome his wily adversary — and the thug’s heavily armored Cadillac — Robinson devises an ingenious revenge plan that doesn’t rely on raw firepower in this thriller based on a short story by Stephen King.

High Plains Invaders (2009)
In the early 20th century, aliens of the giant metallic insect variety invade a remote Western mining town in a mission to find enough uranium to fuel their spaceship. Retired outlaw Sam Danville (James Marsters) leads a motley band against the menace. For the human survivors, the mystery of what these nightmarish invaders really are — and what exactly they want — is just the beginning of their problems.

Tony (2010)
Solitary Tony (Peter Ferdinando) lives on the line of society and of sanity: Mostly he’s home alone, cultivating a taste for 1980s action flicks, and when social interaction arises, murder is his solution to an awkward moment. Director Gerard Johnson’s gruesome character study observes the inscrutable figure as he goes about the business of being maladjusted, misreading the world around him while remaining a mystery even perhaps to himself.

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Horror Community Highlights – April 2, 2010



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Jennifer’s Body Debate on Dead Wrong Podcast

friend of the site, fellow blogger, horrorsquad contributor, highly opinionated goofball and all-around nice guy brad mchargue runs a horror film podcast called dead wrong!. each episode is recorded as a commentary track to a particular horror film, with brad debating the merits of the film with someone of a contrary opinion. past episodes have covered DAWN OF THE DEAD, INSIDE, DOG SOLDIERS, and THE DESCENT — but recently i was invited to participate in a debate covering diablo cody’s recent foray into the horror genre, JENNIFER’S BODY.

those who frequent this site may recall that i named JENNIFER’S BODY my favorite horror film of 2009, so it should come as no surprise that brad is taking the “JENNIFER’S BODY makes me want to a punch a baby in the face” stance, while i attempt to defend it. the movie. not the baby. although, i would, if there were an actual baby. i think it’s metaphorical. anyway — you can hear the episode at ilovehorror.net, horrorsquad or, better yet, subscribe to the entire podcast through itunes (go to advanced/subscribe to podcast).

dead wrong! podcast feed:
http://www.ilovehorror.net/feed/podcast

you could also just download the episode or listen to it below.

Horror DVD Releases – Week of March 30th, 2010

(descriptions from Netflix and BestBuy)

I Sell the Dead (2008)
In this winner of the Slamdance Film Festival Best Cinematography Award, an 19th-century grave robber facing the guillotine confesses his sins to a priest, revealing a life filled with supernatural high jinks. Directed by Glenn McQuaid, the macabre comedy stars Dominic Monaghan as the doomed digger and Ron Perlman as the cleric, and the supporting cast includes Larry Fessenden as the robber’s ghoulish cohort.

Bigfoot (2006)
Dishonorably discharged army vet Jack Sullivan (Todd Cox) returns home to the marshlands of northeastern Ohio, where the series of livestock mutilations and murders plaguing his old buddy, Sheriff Bob Perkins (Bob Gray), might be the work of a bloodthirsty Sasquatch. Jack is the first one to spot the Bigfoot and name it as a suspect, and it takes a while to convince the folks in town that he hasn’t gone completely nuts in this horror thriller.

Girly (1970)
Girly (Vanessa Howard), a fetching but evil-minded schoolgirl, shares a dark hobby with her oddball household: she lures unsuspecting men to their mansion on the outskirts of London, then engages them in “games” that inevitably end in their deaths. The horrific family project runs smoothly until Girly brings home a new friend (Michael Bryant) who’s operating under his own set of rules. Soon, he turns the entire household upside-down.

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Horror Community Highlights – March 26, 2010



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Horror DVD Releases – Week of March 23rd, 2010

(descriptions from Netflix and BestBuy)

Clive Barker’s Dread (2009)
Assisted by two naïve classmates, duplicitous Quaid (Shaun Evans) conducts a devious research project examining students’ innermost fears. Once armed with data, Quaid methodically torments his hapless subjects, taking full advantage of their weaknesses. Adapted from a short story by Clive Barker, writer-director Anthony DiBlasi’s horror movie offers a potent mixture of heart-pounding thrills and extreme violence. Jackson Rathbone co-stars.

Lake Mungo (2008)
When a series of inexplicable supernatural events strikes their home, Russell (David Pledger) and June (Rosie Traynor) Palmer try to figure out exactly what is behind the tragic drowning death of Alice (Talia Zucker), their 16-year-old daughter. A psychic (Steve Jodrell) might be able to help them. Joel Anderson writes and directs this psychological thriller; Martin Sharpe, Scott Terrill and Tamara Donnellan co-star.

Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)
When flesh-eating zombies assault their idyllic town, a ragtag group of locals — including gay couple Tom (Doug Fahl) and Lance (Cooper Hopkins), Iranian American college student Frida (Janette Armand) and conservative Rev. Haggis (Bill Johns) — join forces to repel the brutal onslaught. Set in a paranoid post-9/11 America, this nerve-racking horror movie offers witty social satire as well as an abundance of blood and guts.

The Reeds (2009)
When a group of London friends boating through Norfolk Broads takes a wrong turn in the dense, reedy waters, they find themselves haunted by a terrifying and ancient evil in this eerie spine chiller directed by Nick Cohen. It soon becomes apparent that they’re no match for the malevolent forces that lurk in the vast waterway. Eli Marienthal, Scarlett Alice Johnson, Geoff Bell and Emma Catherwood star.

The Graves (2010)
When sisters Megan (Clare Grant) and Abby (Jillian Murray) Graves go on a road trip before recent college graduate Megan starts a job in New York, their fun search for a silly roadside attraction turns into a nightmare after they stumble into evil Skull City. The supernatural residents of this abandoned mine town like to rip out visitors’ souls, and after Megan is badly wounded, Abby must fight to save them both in this bloody spine-chiller.

The Final (2010)
Dane (Marc Donato), an unpopular high school student, leads a group of outcasts seeking revenge on the popular kids who harassed and humiliated them for years — and their plan includes gruesome forms of torture learned in history class and horror films. Confining the bullies at the remote house Dane inherited, the outcasts turn the tables and subject their victims to a night of grisly treatment in this gory horror flick.

Kill Theory (2009)
A celebratory vacation turns into a nightmare for a group of recent college graduates when a sadistic sociopath forces them into a horrific game: They must kill each other off until only one survivor remains. As tensions grow and the murders begin, relationships falter and new alliances are formed. Chris Moore directs this gory slasher flick that stars Agnes Bruckner, Taryn Manning and Patrick Flueger.

Hidden (2009)
Kai Koss (Kristoffer Joner) returns to his family’s eerie woodland estate and makes plans to sell the house, hoping to put the memories of his tragic childhood behind him. But a presence even more wicked than his abusive mother has taken up residence in the place. Pål Øie (Dark Woods) writes and directs this atmospheric horror flick from Norway. Karin Park, Arthur Berning and Bjarte Hjelmeland co-star.

Carny (2009)
Arriving in rural Nebraska, a traveling carnival attracts the locals with a caged monster known as the Jersey Devil. But fascination soon turns to fear when the beast escapes and goes on a rampage, killing everyone it encounters. Now, the town sheriff (Lou Diamond Phillips) must lead a team to track the creature even as a group of religious fundamentalists forms a lynch mob to kill the beast they believe is the devil himself.

The Legend of the Sandsquatch (2006)
A young woman ventures into the desert in search of her missing grandfather, only to discover he had been scouring the sands on a mission to seek and destroy the dreaded Sandsquatch, a powerful feral creature that killed his friends. Realizing her grandfather is in mortal danger, the desperate young woman puts together a posse and prepares to take on the beast in a battle to the death. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

Banshee!!! (2010)
A mysterious beast with the power to control sound waves torments a group of vacationing college students, who must devise a method of defeating their otherworldly tormentor or die trying. Their perceptions of reality twisted by the telepathic creature, the terrified students flee to a secluded farmhouse and prepare to make their last stand. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

Orlock the Vampire 3D (2009)
A 3D conversion of F.W. Murnau’s classic vampire film Nosferatu. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

Beauty Product Horrors

i’ve always been slightly confused and bewildered by the world of cosmetics and female beauty products (my wife’s new-found obsession with LUSH handmade cosmetics has not helped with this). however, i have never before been scared of a beauty product. that is, until i stepped into CVS earlier today and saw these hanging in the aisles.





no one should have to see something like that unprepared, yet there they are… just out in the open where anyone (impressionable children, previously sane adults) can stumble across them while searching for toothpaste, rubbing alcohol or over-priced cherry coke. i can only think of one person that this advertising campaign might be effective on…

Horror Community Highlights – March 19, 2010



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Horror DVD Releases – Week of March 16th, 2010

(descriptions from Netflix)

Smash Cut (2009)
With his recent films failing to impress anyone, independent horror auteur Able Whitman (David Hess) is desperate to win fans — and win them he does when he begins to use real body parts as set dressing in this splatter flick send-up from director Lee Demarbre. While a car accident provides him with the initial body parts — which belonged to a stripper — Able begins to resort to more desperate measures when his new realism catches on.

The Fourth Kind (2009)
When Alaskan psychiatrist Dr. Abigail Tyler (Milla Jovovich) begins videotaping her therapy sessions with clients, she uncovers petrifying evidence that they have experienced the fourth level of alien encounter: abduction. But as she finds more clues, she suspects that the government will do anything to conceal the truth. Olatunde Osunsanmi directs and Will Patton co-stars in this jarring thriller allegedly based on a true tale.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
In this sequel to Twilight directed by Chris Weitz (American Pie), Forks, Wash., resident Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is reeling from the departure of her vampire love, Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), and finds comfort in her friendship with Jacob Black, a werewolf (Taylor Lautner). But before she knows it, she’s thrust into a centuries-old conflict, and her desire to be with Edward at any cost leads her to take greater and greater risks.