Category Archives: Demons/Hell

Everything I Learned in High School I Could Have Learned From Watching Horror Films

Jon
February 7, 2011
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jon@evilontwolegs.com
Conventional wisdom suggests that horror films offer cheap thrills, voyeuristic indulgences, and the satisfaction of our darker impulses towards violence and death. I won’t argue against any of that, but I will add that horror films can also offer more … Continue reading →

Horror Movie Plots That Could Have Been Defused By Someone Not Being a Douchbebag

Jon
January 12, 2011
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jon@evilontwolegs.com
I’ve pretty much given up on television because I can’t watch it without seeing a commercial for The Jersey Shore or some like-minded show featuring the escapades of douchebags. And knowing that “The Situation” has published a BOOK makes me … Continue reading →

Horror Film Quotes With The Word “Pants” Inserted

Corey
April 26, 2010
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corey@evilontwolegs.com
.bubble-content span.soul:after, .bubble-content span.eyes:after, .bubble-content span.liver:after, .bubble-content span.love:after, .bubble-content span.hell:after, .bubble-content span.hand:after, .bubble-content span.brains:after, .bubble-content span.bubblegum:after, .bubble-content span.feet:after, .bubble-content span.house:after, .bubble-content span.mother:after, .bubble-content span.balloons:after, .bubble-content span.evil:after { content: “pants”; } .bubble-content span.hell:after { content: “pants”; } .bubble-content span.soul:hover:after { content: … Continue reading →