Category Archives: Demons/Hell
Where Sequels Go To Die
Even the most illustrious horror franchise sometimes run out of ideas, and when they do, there’s apparently a rule in Hollywood that you must set your next sequel in either A) outer space or B) the Old West. I’ll admit that if they ever set a Jaws sequel in the Old West, I’d be pretty [...]
Horror Film Quotes With The Word “Pants” Inserted
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Eleven Horror Movie Plants With Whom You Should Not F (part 2)
since none were released, there’s no horror movie dvd list this week, but we do have the final part of our “eleven horror movie plants with whom you should not f.” part one covered several evil trees and even a particularly menacing red vegetable, but this part of the list is where shit gets real. [...]
Eleven Horror Movie Plants With Whom You Should Not F
in horror films, as far as eukaryotes go — animals get most of the attention. we’re all familiar with various animal horrors that should be avoided. whether it be primate (e.g. KING KONG, MONKEY SHINES, and all human slashers like jason and leatherface), insect (e.g., THEM, MIMIC), fish (e.g., JAWS, PIRANHA), or fowl (e.g., THE [...]
Stuff I’ve Been Watching (Zombies and Demonic Real Estate Edition)
in my best horror films of 2009 post, i specifically mentioned three films that i had yet to see that might very well have made the list. well, this weekend i finally got to see all three of those films. my thoughts are below, including how the films might have ranked in my ‘best of’ [...]
Stuff I’ve Been Watching (gore & Megan Fox edition)
jennifer’s body maybe it’s because megan fox was a part of the travesty that is transformers 2 or because i had no idea going in that the film was scribed by juno writer diablo cody, but i expected jennifer’s body to suck and suck hard. given such low expectations, it’s not a huge shock then [...]
Films That Defined My Childhood
1. Dracula (1931) When I was five years old, the Book Mobile came to my elementary school every other month or so. I couldn’t yet read anything more advanced than “Run Spot Run,” so I never got all that excited about it, until one day I noticed this big, glossy book with lots of photos [...]
Stuff I’ve Been Watching (Saw VI Gets Smacked Down by a Ghost Edition)
paranormal activity while the year is not yet over, i can easily state that paranormal activity will be on my top ten list for the year and has a damn good chance at the #1 slot. the hype surrounding it just keeps growing, but after seeing the film last week i have no problem saying [...]
Stuff I’ve Been Watching (ghost house edition)
seventh moon i kinda enjoyed seventh moon, but that may have a lot to do with its story hitting pretty close to home. it’s about a couple on their honeymoon in an exotic locale which turns against them. having just gotten back from my own honeymoon (which was my first trip out of the country), [...]
Jennifer’s Body Debate on Dead Wrong Podcast