Category Archives: Sparkly Vampires
Bella and Jacob and the Magical Twilight Pizza Wrench
at this point the phrases “TWILIGHT series” and “ridiculous bullshit” are pretty much synonymous. last year i listed the top five silliest things about TWILIGHT, but that didn’t begin to scrape the surface of the levels of absurdity in that film — and didn’t even take into account the second film in the series, NEW [...]
Sparkly Dinosaurs
i recently found a year old forums thread on somethingawful.com unambiguously titled “screenshots from twilight with raptors photoshopped in!” you need an archive forums account at the site to view that thread, but i’ve reproduced some of my favorites of those images submitted below. one might think that long extinct carnivorous dinosaurs might not fit [...]
Golden Turkey: Top Five Silliest Things About Twilight
there is a lot of hatred in the horror community for the film adaptation of stephenie meyer’s tale of brooding, day-walking and oh-so-glittery vampires. but, i have a confession to make. i like twilight. before you strip me of my horror blogger/movie fan/y-chromosome cred, let me explain why. when john at zomboscloset sent out a [...]
Horror Community Highlights – August 14, 2009
The Sun Goes Down Friday Night The Horror Section A list of “dark”-themed movie posters. “The Town that Dreaded Sundown” is my favorite. Putting the “Nails” in the Coffin: Jason Voorhees Femme Fright Check out this adorable how-to video from Femme Fright. Isle of the Doomed The Horrors of It All A particularly fun read [...]
Vampire Showdown: Twilight vs Let the Right One In
A few weeks ago @DVDSnapshot stated on twitter that he believed Let the Right One In was the most over-rated film of the year, while he was very fond of Twilight (see his reviews here and here). @DVDSnapshot runs a very nice site and while I’ve never met him face to face, I’m fairly confident [...]
Horror DVD Releases – Week of March 17th, 2009
what an absolutely crappy week for horror dvds. last week’s pick of the week was let the right one in — and now i’m reduced to having to pick twilight? really? if the other two didn’t look so unpromising, i certainly wouldn’t have chosen it… but honestly, it looks like it’s the only thing remotely [...]
The Best of Twilight Rifftrax