Author Archives: Corey

Stuff I’ve Been Watching — The Power of Expectation Edition

September 21, 2011

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Corey
corey@evilontwolegs.com

and… we’re back. while i’m sure we all appreciate the subjective nature of taste, as film connoisseurs i think we often take the stance that our critical opinions of films are based on the sum of some objective evaluation of … Continue reading →

Horror Film Quotes With The Word “Pants” Inserted: The Thing Edition

March 29, 2011

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Corey
corey@evilontwolegs.com

“Jesus, how long do you figure this has been in the pants?” ~ MacReady “Are you saying to me the dog wasn’t put in the pants until last night?” ~ Blair “Anyone messes with me and the whole camp goes. … Continue reading →

Best. Game Trailer. Ever.

February 17, 2011

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Corey
corey@evilontwolegs.com

if this were a movie, i would watch it. if it were a food, i would eat it. if it were a business venture, i would invest in it. as it turns out, it’s a video game called DEAD ISLAND … Continue reading →

The Horrors of Garbage Pail Kids

February 14, 2011

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Corey
corey@evilontwolegs.com

most of us discovered our love of horror early in life, and the reasons for this probably aren’t that hard to determine. apart from the obvious ‘things that traumatize us as children become sources of attraction in adulthood’ concept, there’s … Continue reading →

Horror Film Quotes With The Word “Pants” Inserted: The Exorcist Edition

January 21, 2011

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Corey
corey@evilontwolegs.com

“Some of their problems come down to faith, their vocation and meaning of their lives, and I can’t cut it anymore. I need out. I’m unfit. I think I’ve lost my pants, Tom.” ~ Father Damien Karras “My pants was … Continue reading →

2010 Evilontwolegs Movie Awards

January 3, 2011

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Corey
corey@evilontwolegs.com

2010 was not the greatest year for horror. that said, as i started to compile this list i realized that there were some noteworthy stand-outs that i’d forgotten about, and quite a few that i realized were actually more fun … Continue reading →

(The Last) Horror DVD/Netflix Instant Releases – Week of December 21st, 2010

December 20, 2010

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Corey
corey@evilontwolegs.com

this will be the last “horror dvd/blu-ray/netflix watch instantly releases” post on evilontwolegs.com. we’ve decided to devote all of our time to original content as opposed to news/release information that is really more suited for larger, more general horror sites. … Continue reading →

Horror DVD/Blu-ray/Netflix Instant Releases – Week of December 14th, 2010

December 13, 2010

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Corey
corey@evilontwolegs.com

(descriptions from BestBuy.com and Amazon.com) Resonnances (2006) A group of friends embark on a bizarre and frightening journey into the French countryside in this inventive low-budget shocker from first-time feature filmmaker Philippe Robert. Thomas, Yan, and Vincent are on their … Continue reading →

Crap That Won’t Fit On My Shelf

December 8, 2010

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Corey
corey@evilontwolegs.com

like most other film buffs, i sort of fetishize the collection of film, not just by organizing and cataloging my collection, but by obsessing over having the most complete and highest quality releases of my favorite movies. i believe i’ve … Continue reading →

Horror DVD/Blu-ray/Netflix Instant Releases – Week of December 7th, 2010

December 6, 2010

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Corey
corey@evilontwolegs.com

(descriptions from BestBuy.com and Amazon.com) Cronos: Criterion Edition (1993) This surreal variant on the classic vampire tale is the directorial debut of Mexican filmmaker Guillermo del Toro, who garnered international acclaim and several awards. The film tells the story of … Continue reading →