Category Archives: A Nightmare on Elm St.
Stuff I’ve Been Watching (Human Centipedes and Boring Zombies Edition)
THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (FIRST SEQUENCE) i rarely get horror movie related questions at work, despite being known as “the horror guy.” the exception to that rule happened earlier this year when i was asked on no less than four occasions if i’d seen THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE. usually the questions basically boiled down to “omg! i [...]
Most Memorable Horror One Liners Part Two
In part one of this contest, I presented the catchiest, funniest, and most all-around bad ass one liners in horror. In part two, things get a little stranger…. Most Unintentionally Funny Second runner-up: “I’m not going to let Simon hurt ya. Why should he have all the fun?” – Simon, from Simon Says One thing [...]
Naughty Bear Slasher Costumes
the idea of store-specific pre-order incentives for games usually annoys me and i don’t think i’ve ever been influenced to buy a game based on them — until now. i didn’t have an overwhelming interest in NAUGHTY BEAR (coming soon to ps3 and xbox360), although i have to admit the idea of being a homicidal [...]
A Nightmare on Elm Street Blu-ray
april is a big month for freddy krueger. the remake, starring jackie earle haley, launches at the end of the month (photo of new freddy) and, if that weren’t enough, the original film sees its first blu-ray release tomorrow. i had a chance to look over the blu-ray this week, and i’d have a hard [...]
Seven Killer Songs
In Irish folklore, the banshee is an apparition whose mournful, wailing song signals someone’s recent death. In most versions of the myth, the banshee’s song is so piercing and strong that it can cut through solid objects and drive those who hear it insane. It’s a shame that this intriguing myth isn’t used more often [...]
Foreign Horror Film Posters
poster-iffic awesomeness from strange, foreign lands where they do things like eat mayonnaise on their french fries, brew good beer, smoke inside restaurants, wear clothes with wacky names like “lederhosen” and produce awesome flicks like [REC] … The Birds (Czechoslovakia) Dawn of the Dead (Germany) Carrie (Turkey) Carrie (Spain) The Exorcist (Turkey) The Howling (Belgium) [...]
Elm Street Remake Trailer
the new a nightmare on elm street remake trailer is out, and it’s surprisingly good. i wasn’t particularly interested in this remake until this trailer, but now they’ve got my attention. i’d say they’ve definitely chosen the right guy to put on robert englund’s glove, as this freddy is definitely creepy. we’ll see if this [...]
Nintendo DSi Does Horror Part 2
a few weeks ago i defiled the images of some classic horror icons using the nintendo dsi’s photo manipulation tools. well, i got bored and took a crack at a few more…
Nintendo DSi Does Horror
i was playing around with my nintendo dsi and discovered it comes with a fairly nifty photo manipulation program. with the built in camera and a few pokes of the stylus, you can easily turn a nice picture of your favorite horror blogger like this into this monstrosity. like everything i encounter in life, i [...]
Let’s Take a Virtual Terror Tour
google street view is both one of the coolest and one of the creepiest things ever invented. not only can you travel instantly around the globe, you can look into the windows of people living thousands of miles away, see drunk people passed out on street corners or dead animals hit by the google car. [...]
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