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Most Memorable Horror One Liners Part Two

July 20, 2010

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Jon
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In part one of this contest, I presented the catchiest, funniest, and most all-around bad ass one liners in horror. In part two, things get a little stranger…. Most Unintentionally Funny Second runner-up: “I’m not going to let Simon hurt … Continue reading →

Most Memorable Horror One Liners Part One

July 13, 2010

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Jon
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I watched the original Predator a few days ago, a film I adored as a kid, but hadn’t seen since then. I was pleasantly surprised by how much I STILL enjoyed it. The characters are outrageous and exaggerated but likable, … Continue reading →

Horror from the Mountain State

June 22, 2010

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Jon
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My home state of West Virginia has a violent history. It’s been witness to notorious feuds, such as the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys. It’s been the scene of some of the bloodiest labor uprisings in American history, … Continue reading →

Where Sequels Go To Die

June 1, 2010

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Jon
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Even the most illustrious horror franchise sometimes run out of ideas, and when they do, there’s apparently a rule in Hollywood that you must set your next sequel in either A) outer space or B) the Old West. I’ll admit … Continue reading →

Beauty Product Horrors

March 20, 2010

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Corey
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i’ve always been slightly confused and bewildered by the world of cosmetics and female beauty products (my wife’s new-found obsession with LUSH handmade cosmetics has not helped with this). however, i have never before been scared of a beauty product. … Continue reading →

Seven Killer Songs

March 8, 2010

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Jon
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In Irish folklore, the banshee is an apparition whose mournful, wailing song signals someone’s recent death. In most versions of the myth, the banshee’s song is so piercing and strong that it can cut through solid objects and drive those … Continue reading →

Eleven Horror Movie Plants With Whom You Should Not F (part 2)

March 2, 2010

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Corey
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since none were released, there’s no horror movie dvd list this week, but we do have the final part of our “eleven horror movie plants with whom you should not f.” part one covered several evil trees and even a … Continue reading →

Eleven Horror Movie Plants With Whom You Should Not F

February 25, 2010

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Corey
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in horror films, as far as eukaryotes go — animals get most of the attention. we’re all familiar with various animal horrors that should be avoided. whether it be primate (e.g. KING KONG, MONKEY SHINES, and all human slashers like … Continue reading →

Zombeak!

September 14, 2009

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Jon
jon@evilontwolegs.com

One of the most intriguing packages we’ve ever received at Evil On Two Legs came addressed to Corey Feldman. Of course, there is a Corey who writes for Eo2L, but unfortunately he’s not Fel-dawg. I was even more intrigued when … Continue reading →

Movies Every Horror Fan Has Seen (Except Me)

April 29, 2009

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Jon
jon@evilontwolegs.com

I’d like to think that I’m fairly well-read, but whenever I come across one of those recurring lists of “greatest books of all time,” I invariably find myself amazed at how many important milestones of literature I’ve completely neglected. Sadly, … Continue reading →

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