Category Archives: Friday the 13th
The Crazy Old Kooks of Horror
When it comes to character types in horror films, the final girls and their assorted sidekicks get most of the attention. But what would horror films be without the ubiquitous crazy old kook? Without them we’d all be DOOMED, I tell you, DOOMED! Here’s a list of my favorites. Mr. Diehl, from The Children of [...]
Ki-Ki-Ki Ma-Ma-Ma
happy friday the 13th! because i’m a giant dufus, i forgot to plan ahead and write some new content for this super-special holiday… so instead, here are a few links to some of our old friday the 13th related posts that don’t suck too much! The Fashion of Camp Crystal Lake Part 1 The Fashion [...]
Naughty Bear Slasher Costumes
the idea of store-specific pre-order incentives for games usually annoys me and i don’t think i’ve ever been influenced to buy a game based on them — until now. i didn’t have an overwhelming interest in NAUGHTY BEAR (coming soon to ps3 and xbox360), although i have to admit the idea of being a homicidal [...]
Where Sequels Go To Die
Even the most illustrious horror franchise sometimes run out of ideas, and when they do, there’s apparently a rule in Hollywood that you must set your next sequel in either A) outer space or B) the Old West. I’ll admit that if they ever set a Jaws sequel in the Old West, I’d be pretty [...]
Horror Film Quotes With The Word “Pants” Inserted
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Evilontwolegs 2009 Movie Awards
as i sat down to start writing my best/worst lists for 2009, it quickly became apparent that this was a more complicated task than i first imagined. many of the noteworthy horror films of 2009 were interesting for reasons beyond simple polar categorization into ‘good’ and ‘bad.’ so, in addition to the typical best and [...]
Foreign Horror Film Posters
poster-iffic awesomeness from strange, foreign lands where they do things like eat mayonnaise on their french fries, brew good beer, smoke inside restaurants, wear clothes with wacky names like “lederhosen” and produce awesome flicks like [REC] … The Birds (Czechoslovakia) Dawn of the Dead (Germany) Carrie (Turkey) Carrie (Spain) The Exorcist (Turkey) The Howling (Belgium) [...]
Jason Halloween Costume
saw this while out shopping for an upcoming halloween party… is this really the best jason costume available to today’s youth?
Nintendo DSi Does Horror Part 2
a few weeks ago i defiled the images of some classic horror icons using the nintendo dsi’s photo manipulation tools. well, i got bored and took a crack at a few more…
Nintendo DSi Does Horror
i was playing around with my nintendo dsi and discovered it comes with a fairly nifty photo manipulation program. with the built in camera and a few pokes of the stylus, you can easily turn a nice picture of your favorite horror blogger like this into this monstrosity. like everything i encounter in life, i [...]
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